Seven miles on a scooter

I’d been wanting to try one of the electric scooters for a while now, so last week, after catching the slowest Lyft to a dental appointment at USC’s main campus, I fired up an app and rode my way home to Los Feliz.bird scooter parked

I rode seven miles in 40 minutes, for about $8, through Koreatown and East Hollywood, and for the most part it was fun and easy.

Because Lime wants a $10 buy-in before you can ride, I went with Bird, which lets you pay as you go. It took a little bit of work to find a scooter — the first one that the map showed me was mysteriously absent, so I ended up walking about a mile to find one that was charged. I found it at the USC Expo Line stop, which does support the “last mile” theory, where scooters help bridge gaps between other modes of transportation.

Once I scanned the QR code, it was easy to get the scooter going, and I started out riding on Vermont in the street. The scooters are significantly slower than biking, topping out at about 10 m.p.h. on a flat stretch, which should allay fears about it being dangerous on sidewalks — for the most part, it’s safer than riding a bike on the sidewalk.

It’s OK for riding in the street, assuming a flat grade and good pavement, but the hill leading up to Pico had me going about 8 m.p.h. over the rough edges, and cars were zipping by dangerously fast, with a couple honking and yelling at me to get out of the road. I’m a regular cyclist, so I’m used to jerks in cars, but someone new to riding could find it overwhelming.

After Pico, I stayed off the main arteries, enjoying streets like Menlo, Westmoreland, jogging over to Virgil, then Hoover, then back to Virgil, which basically took me home.

street altar of Madonna and Pope John Paul II
Light wasn’t great, but I liked this bit of religion on San Marino

Bird route: Vermont, Pico, Westmoreland, Virgil, HooverAlong the way, I was surprised that riding the scooter was much more active than I had assumed, more like riding a skateboard — it took real effort to carve nimbly between chunks of broken pavement on sidewalks or on the edges of streets. This is especially true because when you cut the throttle, the power-assisted steering drops off, making the scooters feel like bricks with sticks rather than free-rolling vehicles. This was especially true the couple times I stopped to take pictures:  maneuvering the stopped scooter out of the shot was mostly lug-and-check.

It also highlighted just how bad much of LA’s right-of-way is, either in disrepair or covered with trash — scooter companies have a real incentive to partner with municipal agencies to fix roads and add protected lanes if they want broad adoption of scooters as a legit transit option.

And it also reminded me how much everyone has a stake in LA’s housing crisis: Virgil just north of Beverly was impossible because it was a steep hill with bad pavement, but the sidewalks were either too covered with trash or people to ride on.

The other thing that scooters need if they’re going to be a viable part of the transportation infrastructure? Baskets or mount points for bags. I could see grabbing a scooter to help me get groceries from Trader Joe’s, but carrying a bag  that wasn’t a backpack would have been impossible.

The ride also gave me concerns about range — I started at 76% battery and left the scooter with 7% at the end, which (assuming a relatively linear relationship) means about a 10 mile radius total, which is just 10 trips a day at a mile each. That’s not a lot if we’re going to really incorporate them into the everyday transit options.

When I finally stepped off, I left it propped up against some parking signs on a dirt patch near a well-used corner, and it was gone when I walked to the store an hour later, probably grabbed by a roving recharger. I understand complaints about people leaving scooters helter skelter — the first time I saw one in real life, it was wedged about four feet off the ground in the neighbor’s hedges — but infrastructure that supports both charging scooters and locking bikes could be easily incorporated into future transit plans.

More than anything, the ride was fun. It was way more fun than the Lyft, and took only about 10 more minutes while costing about $10 less. While it was more physical than I anticipated, it’s much less effort than biking, and should be helpful for people who can’t bike for whatever reasons. Aside from legit complaints about louts walking away from their scooters and leaving them in public areas, having e-scooters aligns with interests of pedestrians, bicyclists and drivers — getting more drivers off the road is good for the ones that are left, and better roads are better for drivers too; more pedestrian and bike infrastructure benefits scooter riders and companies — protected lanes would be perfect for scooters and bikes; transportation in the future is more likely to be a patchwork than one-size-fits-all.

Ride one yourself and see if you don’t look at LA a little differently.

Rome and why Kialo won’t work

Kialo is pitched as a debate forum, a way to explore contentious issues in an easily-comprehendible visual form — a map to argumentation, where the strongest arguments prevail, cutting through all the “noise” of online argle-bargle. But it’s better as an illustration of exactly the limits of technocratic, put-a-chip-in-it solutions.

Each topic starts out with a true or false preposition, their example being “The Earth is round.” Under this, pro and con arguments are made, each nominally supporting a side — you can see that Earth is round from space; if Earth was round, the oceans would fall off. From there, users vote on which arguments are stronger, with branches displayed in a segmented ring graph, giving deeper arguments more spread and stronger ones more color.

Actual debates on the site now include “Eating meat is wrong,” “Human life should be valued above animal life,” “Stand or kneel,” “Is gender a social construct?”

Ostensibly, by making the service invite-only, their video claims that they can “keep the trolls out.” Which is good, because this system is eminently trollable, which gets back to some sticky problems with truth that Kialo just kind of breezes past.

Circling back to that round-Earth propaganda, the immediate problem should be obvious: There are arguments to support the idea that the Earth is flat, but basically zero evidence. And if we need to learn anything to deal with Trump, Fox and Facebook, it’s that opinions without evidence are bullshit.

But take a more complicated question, that gender is a social construct. The leading dissent is that “Gender is determined by biological factors,” supported itself by “Suggesting gender is a construct undermines the breadth of the influence of epigentics and genetics in general, it places too much emphasis on personal choice as opposed to reality.” (Note: They use obnoxious script to hijack your right-click; I had to drill into page source to be able to quote accurately.)

This then rolls down to Wikipedia cites, topic sentences from academic papers, and other lazy high-school essay bibliographics. The blunt fact is that randos on the internet, no matter their good intentions, are probably unable to vote for the best solution to the contradictions of gender expression — they can’t even effectively decide on definitions, which is, like, step one to forming any sort of argument at all.

State your terms. Clarify your question. Do that before looking for evidence, or it’s GIGO.

Similarly, their hot takes on vegetarianism don’t actually transcend the same bullshit you hear in every online discussion of the ethics of vegetarianism. I’ve been vegetarian my whole life — I remember shit like “Harvesting wheat kills mice GOTCHA!” from Thanksgiving in the ’80s. There are all sorts of justifications for abstaining from meat — but there are plenty of legitimate ones for eating meat, especially if it’s a considered decision.

In theory, the premises also get hammered out — that this is a non-starvation situation, that eating artificial meat is still consistently vegetarian — but again, this suffers from the fact that it’s entirely divorced from any context. Without evidence, all you can say is that arguments are consistent, no that their conclusions are true. And without a canny appraisal of evidence, people believe bullshit and repeat bullshit.

This isn’t a new problem. In Imperial Rome, the rhetorical schools still produced great orators, but just as famous were the declaimers, who gave public performances arguing both sides of absurd problems in which pirates and poison were regular actors. Declaimers were known for their snark — sententia, sentences — that turned their arguments to witticisms which were endlessly quotable.

They were famously facile, flattering their patrons and denouncing enemies, and Roman men would declaim amongst themselves in the style of celebrities — the ancient equivalent of relating a New Yorker book review quip as if you’ve read the book yourself.

But it was predominantly bullshit. They gave fake trials, with non-existent judges, where the fidelity to the barest of rote details enabled flights of fancy like Breitbart reporting on Antifa — enemies are simultaneously omnipotent and incompetent; super soldiers and stoner dropouts. This isn’t the smug view of the present on the past — their contemporaries recognized their pontificating as bullshit too, though edifying bullshit. Through strength of argument, they affirmed that women should be in the home, that sons should honor their fathers, and that the aristocracy of Rome was benevolent, wise and virile.

So there’s a history of a misleading appeal to rhetorical rigor to prove the truth of arguments. But Kialo doesn’t just miss the first asymmetry between fact and bullshit — that of critical evaluation of evidence. It misses the second asymmetry of participation: the stakes matter. If the arguments against vegetarianism are eye-rollingly basic to me, I can only imagine how frustrating it would be for a trans person to wade into the gender construct argument and see a bunch of google scholars linking to the definition of epigenetics to support the idea that gender is inherently biological.

Right now, the question on reparations already devolves into a bunch of unquestioned assumptions about how issues like this should be decided — that a majority of Americans opposes reparations is an appeal to popularity, not a refutation. Imagine Richard Spencer earnestly arguing the same discredited pseudoscientific bullshit that racists have used to justify their own superiority for over a century. While Kialo claims that personal invites are how they’d keep out the trolls, there’s simply no way to scale a discussion — especially with democratic pretensions — without opening participation to disingenuous and antagonistic actors. There’s no fundamental legitimacy from having a select group of people if those people don’t have expertise either — imagine emacs versus vim debated by the board of the Metropolitan Opera. The over-estimation of translating cross-domain skills is one of the fatal flaws of engineers generalizing and of Kialo as it stands.

The issue of stakes comes up with declamation too: a stunning number of recorded performances address rape, often in burlesque and absurd ways. There are rapists who die before their execution (are their victims entitled to a share of their estate?); a man who rapes two women, one of whom wants him executed, the other to marry him; can a hero whose brother is condemned to be executed for rape use his public favors to have the victim executed in his stead? To each of these questions, the declaimers argue both sides with brutally detached fictitious details that read like fever-dream Red Pill Reddit. With the privilege of theoretical detachment, anyone could argue anything — there’s no truth being discerned. The “debate” is all heat without any light.

With the claim that it can address political decisions as well, and notions of being a civic platform, Kialo fails to understand what makes actual democracy works: it’s not because it comes up with the best answers, it’s that everyone nominally has buy in to the decision, so it’s legitimate. Without that legitimacy underpinning the debates, there’s no incentive to work toward a solution in any meaningful way and no reason to come away convinced.

More than anything, Kialo feels like an attempt to turn human philosophical debates into a form that can be quantified and digitized, that can let someone like Facebook assess which posts have “strong” arguments and which can be dismissed as fake news. Rather than having a human read and wrestle with these dilemma, it’d sure be cheaper to automate that level of moderation. But there’s no evidence that a platform or an app or a forum or a Forum can overcome the inherent problems in how people function as political agents, and the techno-naivety would be less concerning if it didn’t speak to a bigger problem with how technocrats in the age of Big Data ignore the history of addressing these perennial problems.

Clickbait politics

This ad, from the Democratic Party, doesn’t give you any new information — Trump says Obamacare is dead. So fucking what? He’s an idiot. If Fox News reported he was the first man to walk on the moon, he’d tout that success from the Rose Garden (“A lot of people say so, and besides Aldrin was captured by the Viet Cong.”)

But with high-contrast nun-in-a-blender text, the Dems exhort you to ADD YOUR NAME and “Tell Donald Trump Obamacare is here to stay!”

Well, what’s that going to do? Trump is finally going to buckle because Democrats want to keep Obamacare? He’s willing to let California burn— the fuck is he gonna care about a bunch of Dems writing their names down?

The ad is designed to get you fired up and wanting to react quickly to stop a thing, but switches stopping-a-thing for “getting on a Dem mailing list and getting asked for money.” Will that stop this thing? Fuck no. Maybe, if in 2018 the Dems manage to actually win some seats, this could tangentially help stop future things.

But “IT REQUIRES A LOT OF SMALL ACTIONS TO WIN LONGTERM VICTORIES” doesn’t connote “act now” to an overstimulated public.

I understand why they do these things — I really do. When I was at EQCA and we were desperate for money to keep doing things like fighting people who want to bully trans kids out of gym classes, we were stuck in the position where we couldn’t just unleash a tirade of invective against the smarmy grifters and psychopaths that were duping their congregations into supporting tax graft for the top by making sanctimonious attacks on trans children — one of the bitterest truths of politics is that most people will do the right thing if they think about it, but will almost always do the wrong thing if they don’t, and if people don’t think about it, they think every trans kid is a 50-yar-old bearded trench-coat flasher who shouldn’t be anywhere near bathrooms in general.

So you get bullshit like this from the Dems, and then anyone bright enough to actually engage with politics realizes they’re being used in a cynical ploy that feels like it springs from the very capitalist nihilism that is so detestable in politics — with an extra bit of ire at the hypocrisy, since the whole thing about Democrats is that they don’t believe in crab-bucket politics.

God, I wish I had an answer to this — I don’t think it’s an easy problem. But it’s one that Democrats have to solve to redeem the soul of the party.

How to take the exact wrong message from the Ossoff loss

 

As soon as the final count of the Georgia 6th was in, the thunk-pieces started dropping, perhaps best laid bare in this steamer of concern trolling by Republican strategist Shermichael Singleton, in which he concludes that left wing activism is the reason for Ossoff’s loss, echoing the dumber wing of the Democratic establishment and fanning the flames of the Sanders wing of ideological partisans.

The Gray Lady gave vent to Democratic Ohio Rep. Tim Ryan, who said “Our brand is worse than Trump.” which is a fantasy that not even Tiger Beat on the Potomac (to borrow from Pierce) endorses.

Reality check: An extremely generic Democrat just lost a district by 4 percent in an off-cycle election (which depress turnout more than Midterms) that has an 8-point Republican lean, down from a 13-point Republican lean in 2013.

Yes, Democrats need not just improvements, but wins to take back the House, but any Rep that catastrophizes a 4 point over-performance into a sign that the Democratic brand is “toxic” needs to be put on the idiot boat and set adrift.

So how do we avoid being stupid?

First off, recognize what any good poker player should: You can do everything right and lose a hand. Overall, Ossoff outperformed predictions and made the GOP commit resources to an otherwise safe district. Any Republican representative who thinks that they have a safe seat and only need to worry about primaries from the right should recognize that if Dems hit that 4-point increase across the board, they’ll take 80 seats.

Second off, we need to abandon the myth of the median voter. Ossoff ran hard to the center, but you can’t stand on a platform of creamed corn — especially in a tight race. In a paper by David King charted the DW-Nominate scores for Congressional members from 1993 through 2000, and found that contrary to the idea of an ostensible centrist who is wooed by a veneer of reasonableness, tight races tend to be won by politicians who are more partisan — not less — than their safe seat peers. The mechanism makes sense: In tight races, partisan identity tends to be stickier — there are less people in the moveable middle, because attacks harden identification with political parties. Because of that, turning out people who are further to the extreme of the party gives the margin of victory. Ossoff needed to stand for more, not less.

I will note that while I haven’t seen any actual data on this, I would bet that the thesis in general is complicated by the rise of the Tea Party right, who aggressively attacked otherwise conciliatory centrist politicians who had safe seats and leaned to the middle.

But we know that voters are more flattered by a self image of being moderate than they are motivated — everyone tends to think of themselves as moderate, but voter preferences are better captured by weird bundles of conflicted extremist positions, especially when they have very little hand in implementing the policies they prefer.

The real lesson of the Ossoff election? Democrats are in line with historical cycles to retake a significant portion of the House, it’s better to be clear about your partisan lean than it is to be mushy, and it’s important to live in the district you want to represent.